Friend: ”We’re all going out this weekend, you wanna-“
I honestly need to find more porn like this.
Like sometimes all I want is porn where dudes are getting rubbed on in their underwear, is that so hard to ask for?
I saw that new xmen movie on mute the entire flight home and I don’t know why marvel is in the habit of casting bland assholes like Jennifer Lawrence and Halle Berry as two of the sexiest, best-written characters in comics.
At least this time around folks don’t gotta deal with Anna Packwin’s Rogue. Jesus. But you know what, Rebecca Romijin’s Mystique was flawless.
Rebecca Romijn was FLAWLESS. Jennifer Lawrence is the radical opposite, an unsexy good-girl bore with no edge.
I literally get angry when people are like “J.LAW’S MYSTIQUE WAS SO MUCH BETTER” And I’m like “…….stop.”