The Dog Days Are Over


I'm Richard, a mixed 24 year old graphic designer who lives somewhere out in the desert where it is hot as hell, and thirst is always real (aka AZ). I am into fashion, dicks, hipster shit, dicks, Selena, and...all the dick. All the dick, all the time. This isn't a porn blog persay, but if you're not down with gratuitous amount of male nudity....well honey, you've got a big storm coming.

dripping-adorableness:

Friend: ”We’re all going out this weekend, you wanna-“

Me:

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masier:

thaibrator:

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MANCALA

masier:

thaibrator:

blueklectic:

Who the hell thought of this?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MANCALA

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

Underwear party compilation - xHamster.com
Underwear party compilation - xHamster.com

I honestly need to find more porn like this.
Like sometimes all I want is porn where dudes are getting rubbed on in their underwear, is that so hard to ask for?

bedpartymakeover:

chiripepe:

bedpartymakeover:

I saw that new xmen movie on mute the entire flight home and I don’t know why marvel is in the habit of casting bland assholes like Jennifer Lawrence and Halle Berry as two of the sexiest, best-written characters in comics.

At least this time around folks don’t gotta deal with Anna Packwin’s Rogue. Jesus. But you know what, Rebecca Romijin’s Mystique was flawless.

Rebecca Romijn was FLAWLESS. Jennifer Lawrence is the radical opposite, an unsexy good-girl bore with no edge.

I literally get angry when people are like “J.LAW’S MYSTIQUE WAS SO MUCH BETTER” And I’m like “…….stop.”

danieldabs:

Classic coca

danieldabs:

Classic coca

Ummm sup?